Take-Two Gets Nuked
'S Techland review. Ars Technica sums it up as "barely playable, not funny, rampantly offensive" in its headline.Fans of the series probably wouldn't have a problem with the game's destructive and sexist nature. It's what Duke Nukem is all about, and Take-Two knows that a gaming company can milk parent-gasping objections into blockbusters. However, when even the critics feel that a title has gone too far in degrading women -- and that the gameplay is too buggy with interminable lags between levels -- it's hard to fathom Take-Two striking it rich on this one.
This is bad news for Take-Two. It's also bad news for GameStop ( ) , the video game retailer that relies on console hits to drive store traffic and sales.
The negative reviews also come on the heels of last night's monthly report from industry tracker NPD Group, showing that stateside video game sales fell 14% last month relative to May of last year. Software sales were the biggest drag, which may lead many to wonder if folks are continuing to buy hardware for the sake of streaming Netflix ( ) video or playing online games. They certainly aren't buying video games the way they used to, since the industry has been largely in a funk since 2009.
Take-Two has thankfully evolved beyond its early days where it would sputter between Grand Theft Auto releases, even though its stock continues to trade well below the $26 Electronic Arts ( ) buyout offer it rebuffed three years ago.
There will be a few more releases later this year, and a highly anticipated BioShock installment next year. However, unless diehard gamers come to a different conclusion than the diehard gamers they entrust for critical reviews, we may have to wait a lot more than 14 years for the next Duke Nukem release.
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Chinese Democracy Review - News
N' Roses' Chinese Democracy. Sometimes a decade-plus delay creates notoriety and unsustainable hype that the end product fails to deliver. Shares of Take-Two were trading as much as 5% lower today, after the initial wave of disappointing reviews.

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Robert Pelfrey: Review: Chinese Democracy
In late 1987, toward the end of a decade dominated by a sabre-rattling and fear-mongering administration, glossy celebrity worship, bank scandals, and music so slick and lifeless it seemed little more than a corpse made up for its own funeral, I had a late-night revelation. I was a 16-year-old hard rock guitarist and occasional high-school student, watching "Headbanger's Ball" on MTV one weekend night, when I heard the banshee cry: You know where you are? You in the jungle, baby! You're gonna diiiiie! With Axl's scream and Slash's grinding riff I was welcomed to the jungle, where it seemed the culture had been for so long, but now the gleaming veneer was cracked and the ugly truth was punching free. Appetite for Destruction ), and "Riad n' the Bedouins" mark an expanded scope for G n' R into a more "world" sound, employing Middle-Eastern textures and references appropriate to our times. Present in songs like "Shackler's Revenge" is the familiar mixture of Axl's overdubbed low-high vocals, which sound like his own internal split between meditative and manic! The traditional dark lyrical content is also present, as in "Shackler's" where Axl repeats, "I don't believe there's a reason/I don't believe it." There are many familiar G n' R elements keeping Chinese Democracy Absent, however, are Slash's riffs. Like the Rolling Stones ("Satisfaction"), G n' R used to be a "riff band," with songs like "Jungle" and "Sweet Child" (and most others) defined by Slash's opening guitar riff. The new G n' R markedly departs from such raw and traditional blues-based rock sensibilities, in exchange for drum loops and slicker production. Nevertheless, the guitar work is stellar! Axl has surrounded himself with considerable talent and, though the guitar lacks Slash's personality, the technique is flawless and there are many moments that require words like "tasty" and "elegant" and even "magnificent." And for guitarists like myself it is great to herald that, at least on Chinese Democracy The few lower points on the album have to do with over-producing ("Scraped") and sentimentality ("This I Love"), though even these are buoyed by lyrical and musical inventiveness. Also, I would be remiss not to single out "Street of Dreams," perhaps the most beautiful of all of Axl's writing. Yes, the song is radio-ready, but it deserves any play it will hopefully get.
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