"Bachelor Pad" Back to Ruin My Strength
Dear ABC, Please give me back the three hours of my life that I spent watching Bachelor Pad last night. Okay, maybe just an hour or so. On second thought, forget it. I knew what I was getting into, having both my time and any intelligence sucked right out of me, when I signed up for another season of recaps of, basically watching all of the stupidest people you know (and really, by now, almost all of these contestants seem like old friends to me), do, say, and think stupid things. Okay, probably not think. I mean, when Robot Voice Guy, yes, the guy who was left to die on a glacier by Ali (on a glacier!!! to die!!!), is your house king, and sitting right next to him, house queen, Paris, well, geez, do I even need to continue that sentence?!? Whereas last season of Bachelor Pad was more a mish-mash of personalities, this bigger, crazier and meaner season is like a Choose Your Own Adventure book, where every choice ends with "and she/he hates him/her because..." So let's not waste a minute (that could be better used hair-pulling, lingerie-clad pillow-fighting, or profusely sweating while saying how you'd like "to kick rocks" in someone's face). Here are some of this season's matchups:
Paris vs. Jake: this is the most obvious battle of them all, with Paris made to sweat it out until the final limo to see if Jake would be appearing on this season of The Pad . Paris spent the entire premiere trying to convince everyone that Jake was a true creep, whereas Jake spent the entire premiere trying to convince everyone that he wasn't a creep. While creepily smiling.
Robot Voice Guy vs. Jake: having gained "30 pounds of pure muscle," and about 120 pounds of pure airheadedness in girlfriend Paris, Robot Voice Guy was ready "to guard and protect" her heart while at the same time saying that he is "going to go take a Jake, and wipe my Pavelka." Do I hear a new tattoo idea?!? So long as there's "11 shiny diamonds" on it!
Swimsuit Model vs. Paris: Yes, Swimsuit Model is back for what, her third go-around, even breaking out a chart showing us how many times around the block she really has been. This season's battle between the two former friends revolves around Paris sleeping with Swimsuit Model's then-boyfriend Country Music Singer. Says of Paris, "all she cares about is fame," which, let's be honest, could've been said by either of these fame-whores.
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